"there's vinegar and blood that explodes from my ass diarreha and whiskey and bangers and mash my cock is all shrivelled i ain't gettin' laid the dollar is worthless so ween won't get paid my ankles are broken and i can't scratch the itch and when i phone home my wife is a BITCH but tonight i am drinkin' with patty and mick and after the concert i'll beat on my dick! aye aye aye..."